Collection: 🍺 Dad’s Favorite
"For the baby who’s already cracking jokes at the cookout."
😎 Still cursing. 😂 Still chaotic. 🍔 Possibly holding a tiny beer.
This section is unhinged but loveable—just like dad’s jokes after 9 p.m. If your baby’s first words might be, “What the hell is this?”—you’re in the right place.
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Woke Up Pissed in Piss
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Where's My Foreskin At?
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Teething and Tired of Your Shit
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My Dads Pull Out Game Sucks
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If I'm Napping, Fuck Off
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I Decided To Be Cranky As Fuck Today
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I Could Steal Your Girl While I Shit Myself
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I Arrived. I Shit. I Conquered.
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Fuck You I'm Teething
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Fuck off I'm Growing Teeth
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Fuck Cuddles, I Wanna Scream
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Cry Hard Shit Harder
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